* A field day for Islamic terrorists, and suicide bombers, who successfully killed scores of Muslims, in Afghanistan and Pakistan…
Killing People!

Muslims Dead!

* After U.S., it’s Britain, who is destroying it’s relations with time-tested ally, Israel. U.K., apparently under the influence of radical elements in the socialist Labor govt., and to appease the growing Muslim vote bank, decided to issue, an arrest warrant for alleged warcrimes, against the fiery and pretty former Foreign Minister of Israel, Tzipi Livni, for it’s war against Hezbollah and Hamas, and Lebanon, in 2006, which was fought to stop the increasing rocket attacks on Tel Aviv.
Britain destroying relations with Israel!

Israel is mad about this, for some reason.

* Abu Dhabi bailed out Dubai. Nothing interesting in there (other than the amount of money of course), but it’s important news anyways…
Move along…

* Leftists, are angry against, well…leftists…
Democrats are “selling out” on healthcare, which I guess means that liberal grassroots groups are racist, for attacking the Democratic Party.

* 32 millions have already taken the Whine Flu vaccine in China. Only a few billions more left.
Just a matter of patience

* Tony Blair, back from the dead, and all saintly now…
Oh Noes!!!

* The next big cartoon of Blogosphere, with the most hilarious piece of investigative journalism so far.
Indo-Israeli-American porn

* But no way can they beat these ornaments from the greatest of ‘em all…no prize for guessing…the Pravda!
Kim Jong Il’s new dungeon door

Latinos don’t need dollars anymore

Obama’s godgifted talent of diplomacy

And the Sunday special…

Obama is just so loved in South-Asia

But commies still hate America

Speaking of which… Today is Rule 5 Sunday, so here is some more news from South East Asia…

* Attention whores / wannabe terrorists / gangbangers / Whitehouse Indian night party crashers / American secret service’s worst nightmare, Whatsername Salahi and her husband, apparently had an orgy there…
Romp, romp, romp

* Meanwhile comical Russian experts are still on warpath, as we have reported earlier on World Watch, over the issue of Minarets…though that thing has died down for like ages…
Id iz shtill do bee zolved!

* Some news about American Jihadis (don’t get shocked, you guys don’t really have them…) who got arrested in Pakistan…
FBI to arrest people, already arrested in Pakistan!

* Talking about Mumbai, here’s a view from one of the most influential Israeli dailies. Israel, by the way, had the highest number of casualties in the terror attack after India, followed by U.S.A. and Britain, when a Jewish Chabad house was specifically targetted by the gunmen.
A year later, the rubble remains in Mumbai

* And this is what Pakistan did…
Paki satire on Mumbai 11/26

* While more attacks could happen anytime…
Mumbai-linked terrorists are still on the loose

* Some bitter memories of the attacks (via Atlas Shrugs):
Detailed reports on Mumbai

* Of which I was unfortunately a witness…
My experience of Mumbai

* But a fearful, yet defiant Mumbai and the World…
A Defiant Mumbai

* And life goes on, as usual…
It’s business as usual

And what went on to be the most iconic image of the National Security Guard operations during the attack, in India…

* No more nightmares of Tony Blair as the new European Union president anymore, thankfully! Belgium-Britain still for some more mud-slinging though…
Thanks mate…but you can leave now
(Note to Americans who might be confused about Tony Blair: He is a socialist.)

* Russia learns from their time, so they now pass their time by doing totally uncalled for analysis, of how Washington may “lose itself” in Afghanistan, like some high school lover…or whatever that means!
Sideeffects of old Vodka

You know,
dithering has
an artistic
definition, too:

* Once a ditherer, always a ditherer…
To be or not to be, that is still the question…

* Gordon Brown wants you to know that he can dither with the best of them.

* It’s a bad week for Barack Obama…first the drubbing from India and now from time-tested ally Israel…

* Journalists, who are supposed to go after news…are sadly news themselves now…
When covering news turns deadly

And, on a special request from our respected Managing Director,

* Please take back the Nobel peace prize now!

O-bam-ow shows his martial arts skills

Managing Director: Well, it’s about time he projects some strength overseas!

Israel, U.S. of A’s greatest ally for over half a century, it’s strongest base in the Middle-East and probably the only balancing factor of American interests in the entire region, was warned (to a considerable shock from their side) by the Obama administration over building of settlements in the buffer zone between Israeli mainland and the Palestinian territory.

In an interview with FOX News though (another example of Obama appeasing the enemy), Obama ironically stated that a strong Israel is vital to the national security of the U.S. (How that will happen, he didn’t clarify…)

The European Union, the organizers of the largest intercontinental orgies, couldn’t basically get the grasp of the seriousness of the situation…but felt that they should say something nonetheless, and said lots of politely vague diplomatic stuffs to confuse everyone…which they themselves didn’t quite understand.

Obama warns Israel on settlements

Hmmm… Why would only 6% of Israelis see Obama as pro-Israel?

Obama’s move against Israel strikes a contrast with Hillary’s already stated positions in agreement with Israeli settlements.

Trouble between Shia Iran and Sunni Pakistan was on for ages…due to the sectarian problems in both the countries, and Iran recently blamed Pakistan for the deadly suicide bomb blast a month back, which killed over thirty elite Republican guards. A Sunni Islamist group called “Jundullah” or God’s army, based in Pakistan was blamed…though Pakistan categorically denied the fact, as they usually do…

This smells like Israel’s master plan of destroying Iran and Pakistan together…according to Osama Bin Laden, and/or Anjem Choudary…

Iran-Pakistan in public display of affections

* What’s the greatest thing to have hit Vietnam after U.S. napalms and communism? It’s sex…Vietnamese are all over giggly and ecstatic, like 13 year old schoolgirls when it comes to talking about sex! (It’s the community make-out time, people! Red Salute!)
Vietnam sees the funny side of sex

* Forget what Hillary, Arabs, Israelis, God, and Peggy Noonan thinks! Obama is the greatest thing to have hit the planet Earth, for the Israelis! And that’s the bottomline, ’cause U.S. ambassador James Cunningham said so!
Obama is like Israel’s best friend, or something

* Remember Scotland letting the Libyan bomber go from the backdoor? It’s Italy now…where’s the respect U.S. of A?
Italy convicts 23 CIA agents

* The World is afraid of Russia after the rape of Georgia by them last summer…well, not exactly! Small country and previously a satellite, Ukraine, has got the guts…Bravo Ukraine…
Truck convoy of Russian Black Sea Fleet detained in Sevastopol

* Blasphemy! What have they done? God will be very…very…angry!
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer is actually a female

where we will give you a brief note about the important happenings throughout our Planet Earth, and stun average mortals with our insightful and analytical piece of journalism. We in this blog always planned for a “daily briefing” like this…and before you start stiffling a yawn through your nose, here are the headlines…

* Every Arab hates Hillary: Apparently, Hillary Clinton, famously known as a woman with advanced age and energetic habits, who walks like a man, and whose husband was the U.S. prez between two Bushes, (both literally and figuratively), disappointed everyone on her meeting with Arab foreign ministers, or whatever they are called in their language, when she “endorsed Israel’s view that settlement expansion in the West Bank should not be a bar to resuming negotiations.” Which in a common language, means that Israel can do whatever they feel like…
Clinton Tries to Calm Arab Anger Over Settlements

* Britain, Russia “successfully” completed their talks (without practically agreeing on anything!): British and Russian foreign ministers, Milliband and Lavrov respectively, were missing each other’s company, so they thought of a romantic rendezvous. But like average lovers, had opposite views on everything. Result, lots of diplomatic and politely vague talks.
Lavrov, Miliband agree to disagree on extradition dispute

* North Korea, the dungeon island of Li’l Kim, wants direct talks with U.S. now, after avoiding direct talks for like eons. (This cycle of Korean moodswings is starting to bore me, but nonetheless, is an important development.)
(The Managing Director would like to posit that Lil Kim decided to accept talks after seeing who was sitting by the Red Phone in the White House.)
North Korea calls for direct talks

* Pakistan had it’s daily dose of terrorist attacks in Lahore and Rawalpindi. As far as I remember they never actually openly admitted of any terrorist structure present in their country. Where from they came, I wonder!
Suicide bombing in Pakistan

* Human oddity Michael Jackson is back from the dead to haunt us again…
Michael Jackson film “dances” to #1 worldwide