Dec
14
2009
Sumantra Maitra
* Okay, the breaking news of today! Silvio Berlusconi, Italian play (boy)-grandad, and the Prime Minister too at times, was attacked by a mentally challenged man, who was filled with vengeance for reasons unknown, and apparently tried to sculpt a statuette of Milan’s famous Basilica in Berlo’s 73 year old face. The far-right in Italy said this is an act of terrorism. Berlo who suffered a broken nose, two broken teeth, and a cut lip, is presently having a gala time with the nurses where he is hospitalized…
Official Press-release
Attack in pictures
Pravda is in doubt though…after their investigative journalism, which was convinced that this whole incident was badly photoshopped. Guess they don’t know about a thing called Mirror effect in a camera.
* Talking about Russia, here’s a couple of snippets.
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Nov
8
2009
Sumantra Maitra
We are back again to haunt you, which we successfully twice did before, and plan to sincerely continue.
In World Watch we keep tabs on the major international developments across the World.
* Silvio Berlusconi, the supremely frivolous man who is famous for banging supermodels, and getting caught, and in his offtime, is the prime-minister of Italy denies everything…as usual…
Berlusconi denies sex scandal in new book
Does he expect to sell his book?
* Who said America is bearing all the burdens of the Afghan war? NATO was very, very disappointed. Everyone was saying that they were escapists, and not sincere in carrying their burden in Afghanistan. They desperately needed to prove…well something…even if killing troops from the same side!
Afghans die in ‘Nato air strike’
* Sorry folks! Next time…we almost had another war with China, doing this…don’t expect more… Continue reading
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Nov
6
2009
Sumantra Maitra
Another episode of World Watch people! (And I will keep on using this cliched opening line people, so get used to it!) And here are the important stories that might considerably change your life, or not, in the future.
* What’s the greatest thing to have hit Vietnam after U.S. napalms and communism? It’s sex…Vietnamese are all over giggly and ecstatic, like 13 year old schoolgirls when it comes to talking about sex! (It’s the community make-out time, people! Red Salute!)
Vietnam sees the funny side of sex



* Forget what Hillary, Arabs, Israelis, God, and Peggy Noonan thinks! Obama is the greatest thing to have hit the planet Earth, for the Israelis! And that’s the bottomline, ’cause U.S. ambassador James Cunningham said so!
Obama is like Israel’s best friend, or something
* Remember Scotland letting the Libyan bomber go from the backdoor? Continue reading
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