Dec
14
2009
Sumantra Maitra
* Okay, the breaking news of today! Silvio Berlusconi, Italian play (boy)-grandad, and the Prime Minister too at times, was attacked by a mentally challenged man, who was filled with vengeance for reasons unknown, and apparently tried to sculpt a statuette of Milan’s famous Basilica in Berlo’s 73 year old face. The far-right in Italy said this is an act of terrorism. Berlo who suffered a broken nose, two broken teeth, and a cut lip, is presently having a gala time with the nurses where he is hospitalized…
Official Press-release
Attack in pictures
Pravda is in doubt though…after their investigative journalism, which was convinced that this whole incident was badly photoshopped. Guess they don’t know about a thing called Mirror effect in a camera.
* Talking about Russia, here’s a couple of snippets.
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Nov
10
2009
Sumantra Maitra
All about communist wars this time!
* Annual Venezuelan socialist rhetoric machine, Hugo Chavez, an ardent fan of President Obama for his path breaking U.S. foreign policy, now threatens to rape Columbia, for no reason…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/venezuela/6527713/Hugo-Chavez-tells-Venezuelas-military-to-prepare-for-possible-conflict-with-Colombia.html
* Third World War coming people, start praying! Continue reading
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Nov
4
2009
Sumantra Maitra
Okay, here we are starting a daily column, named World Watch…
where we will give you a brief note about the important happenings throughout our Planet Earth, and stun average mortals with our insightful and analytical piece of journalism. We in this blog always planned for a “daily briefing” like this…and before you start stiffling a yawn through your nose, here are the headlines…
* Every Arab hates Hillary: Apparently, Hillary Clinton, famously known as a woman with advanced age and energetic habits, who walks like a man, and whose husband was the U.S. prez between two Bushes, (both literally and figuratively), disappointed everyone on her meeting with Arab foreign ministers, or whatever they are called in their language, when she “endorsed Israel’s view that settlement expansion in the West Bank should not be a bar to resuming negotiations.” Which in a common language, means that Israel can do whatever they feel like…
Clinton Tries to Calm Arab Anger Over Settlements
* Britain, Russia “successfully” completed their talks (without practically agreeing on anything!): British and Russian foreign ministers, Milliband and Lavrov respectively, were missing each other’s company, so they thought of a romantic rendezvous. Continue reading
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