Attack in pictures

Pravda is in doubt though…after their investigative journalism, which was convinced that this whole incident was badly photoshopped. Guess they don’t know about a thing called Mirror effect in a camera.

* Talking about Russia, here’s a couple of snippets.

Russia is buying a single attack ship of some kind, from France, which is a cause of massive concern to it’s neighbors. Russia’s generals believe, that if this ship was there during the Georgia war, they would have won it in 40 minutes or something. Phew!

Vee vill bee weenars somedeyy

Abkhazia, the breakaway province of Georgia, created after the Russia-Georgia war, and only recognised by Russia, elected a Russian puppet as president.
Not a single word should be wasted on this subject

* In a time of European unification, Catalonia want to break away from Spain, even though after breaking out, they still want to be there, in the European Union.
Spanish circus

* Thailand is the newest enemy of Kim Jong Il’s dungeon island, North Korea, as alongside the whole world, except China.
Vengeance will be Kim’s and our Managing director’s as well

* Minarets! Our favorite grinding topic! Never bores us, does it? Doesn’t bore Europeans too…who are by the way, half scared to death!
some news about the Minarets somewhere

* Annual Venezuelan socialist rhetoric machine, Hugo Chavez, an ardent fan of President Obama for his path breaking U.S. foreign policy, now threatens to rape Columbia, for no reason…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/venezuela/6527713/Hugo-Chavez-tells-Venezuelas-military-to-prepare-for-possible-conflict-with-Colombia.html

* Third World War coming people, start praying!
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/world/2009-11/10/content_8938462.htm

* …but, God is apparently busy with other important works…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8350092.stm

* And all the while godless communists carry on with their “on again, of again” affair…
http://www.reuters.com/article/GCA-BarackObama/idUSTRE5A85AQ20091110

* Lastly…India, U.S. to take their relationship to a PG 13 level…(some more nuclear porn…)
http://in.news.yahoo.com/43/20091110/890/twl-manmohan-obama-for-framework-to-take.html

where we will give you a brief note about the important happenings throughout our Planet Earth, and stun average mortals with our insightful and analytical piece of journalism. We in this blog always planned for a “daily briefing” like this…and before you start stiffling a yawn through your nose, here are the headlines…

* Every Arab hates Hillary: Apparently, Hillary Clinton, famously known as a woman with advanced age and energetic habits, who walks like a man, and whose husband was the U.S. prez between two Bushes, (both literally and figuratively), disappointed everyone on her meeting with Arab foreign ministers, or whatever they are called in their language, when she “endorsed Israel’s view that settlement expansion in the West Bank should not be a bar to resuming negotiations.” Which in a common language, means that Israel can do whatever they feel like…
Clinton Tries to Calm Arab Anger Over Settlements

* Britain, Russia “successfully” completed their talks (without practically agreeing on anything!): British and Russian foreign ministers, Milliband and Lavrov respectively, were missing each other’s company, so they thought of a romantic rendezvous. But like average lovers, had opposite views on everything. Result, lots of diplomatic and politely vague talks.
Lavrov, Miliband agree to disagree on extradition dispute

* North Korea, the dungeon island of Li’l Kim, wants direct talks with U.S. now, after avoiding direct talks for like eons. (This cycle of Korean moodswings is starting to bore me, but nonetheless, is an important development.)
(The Managing Director would like to posit that Lil Kim decided to accept talks after seeing who was sitting by the Red Phone in the White House.)
North Korea calls for direct talks

* Pakistan had it’s daily dose of terrorist attacks in Lahore and Rawalpindi. As far as I remember they never actually openly admitted of any terrorist structure present in their country. Where from they came, I wonder!
Suicide bombing in Pakistan

* Human oddity Michael Jackson is back from the dead to haunt us again…
Michael Jackson film “dances” to #1 worldwide