Dec
14
2009
Sumantra Maitra
* Okay, the breaking news of today! Silvio Berlusconi, Italian play (boy)-grandad, and the Prime Minister too at times, was attacked by a mentally challenged man, who was filled with vengeance for reasons unknown, and apparently tried to sculpt a statuette of Milan’s famous Basilica in Berlo’s 73 year old face. The far-right in Italy said this is an act of terrorism. Berlo who suffered a broken nose, two broken teeth, and a cut lip, is presently having a gala time with the nurses where he is hospitalized…
Official Press-release
Attack in pictures
Pravda is in doubt though…after their investigative journalism, which was convinced that this whole incident was badly photoshopped. Guess they don’t know about a thing called Mirror effect in a camera.
* Talking about Russia, here’s a couple of snippets.
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no comments | tags: Berlusconi, Georgia, Italy, Kim Jong Il, Minarets, North Korea, Russia, Spain, Terrorism
Dec
10
2009
Sumantra Maitra
* Finally, The Barack has come back, to Oslo…to layeth the Nobeleth down on stupid protocol loving Norwegians…
The arrival of the “chosen one”
He he he, a bit of humble modesty.
I am the “humble” president of U.S. of Americstan, you stupid Norwegians!

* While actually the Nobel peace prize should have gone to Israel… Continue reading
no comments | tags: Israel, Minarets, Nobel, OBAMA, Pakistan, Russia, the Salahis
Dec
8
2009
Sumantra Maitra
* Swiss leftists. They are there, still, to protest the ban on minarets in Switzerland. A group of twenty intellectuals,(intellectuals who I presume watch movies made by Roman Polanski) formulated action plan to tackle the ban against minarets, even though it was passed by a margin of 57% vote. And they are an “association of bad losers,” according to Swiss conservatives…and the Gaddafi dude of Libya said that Swiss are playing with fire, and Iran called for repercussions…place your bets folks, it’s gonna be one hell of a drama…
Swiss leftists supports Islamists
Breaking news: Russia, though, supports the ban…
But Russia doesn’t
* Talking about intellectuals, Human rights group and internationally acclaimed comedy show (possibly leftist minded), now says that Martial law should not take long in Philippines to tackle MILF rebels. Ironically, not a single word was said about the scores of victims killed in the Islamist rebel attack a couple of weeks ago, including women, children, journalists, and neutral election observers…whose rights were evidently violated…fatally…
Thankfully there were no Human Rights groups when the NAZIs were beaten
* Al-Jazeera is all giddy and orgasmic about communist Morales… Continue reading
no comments | tags: al-jazeera, australian conservatives, british copycats, comedy, Communist, Greeks, India, Islamists, Milfs, Minarets, Porn, Russia, U.S.A. | posted in Iran Nukes, Uncategorized, World Watch
Dec
2
2009
Sumantra Maitra
* After the ban on minarets, comes the battle cry…and ironically European and Middle-Eastern press are both equally disgusting…politically correct, that is…
Middle East press sees double standards in Swiss ban
Europe’s press says Swiss ban sends wrong signal
(Or more precisely, British press says Europe’s press says Swiss’s ban sends said signal.)
* Talking about Islamists, here’s the game plan of the Taliban in Afghanistan…
Taliban might just wait til Obama pulls out then wreck havoc
* Continuing the talk on terrorists, here’s what Indian Government did, one good thing after time immemorial…Rejoice Indians, happy times are here again!
India blocks service to millions of handsets
* Pravda! Good ol’ Pravda! Continue reading
no comments | tags: Chine, Europe, Iran, islamic terrorism, Russia, Socialism, U.S.A. | posted in Iran Nukes, Uncategorized, World Watch
Nov
27
2009
Sumantra Maitra

IAEA, the hilariously inept body of World atomic energy board of Governors, today got filled with immortal fire and passed a resolution rebuking Iran over it’s nuclear ambitions. Though nothing really changed ’cause Iran said it’s a way of “intimidation,” and that they will carry on.
But on a close look, three countries voted against this motion…Malaysia, a Muslim country, Cuba, well Cuba…and last but definitely not the least…Venezuela, of our great comrade Hugo Chavez, who traditionally does what U.S.A. doesn’t want him to do.
Seems Ironic, when compared to the fact that traditional allies of Iran, Russia and China, also voted for the resolution, along with the U.S.A. and major league Europe.
Here’s a nice analysis
“No one knows what it’s like to be a bad man…to be a sad man…” – The Who/Barack Obama.
* No more nightmares of Tony Blair as the new European Union president anymore, thankfully! Belgium-Britain still for some more mud-slinging though…
Thanks mate…but you can leave now
(Note to Americans who might be confused about Tony Blair: He is a socialist.)
* Russia learns from their time, so they now pass their time by doing totally uncalled for analysis, of how Washington may “lose itself” in Afghanistan, like some high school lover…or whatever that means!
Sideeffects of old Vodka
You know,
dithering has
an artistic
definition, too:

* Once a ditherer, always a ditherer…
To be or not to be, that is still the question…
* Gordon Brown wants you to know that he can dither with the best of them.
* It’s a bad week for Barack Obama…first the drubbing from India and now from time-tested ally Israel…
* Journalists, who are supposed to go after news…are sadly news themselves now…
When covering news turns deadly
And, on a special request from our respected Managing Director,
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no comments | tags: bad times, barack obama, EU, India, Israel, Russia, Tony Blair, U.S. | posted in Obama Failure, World Watch
Nov
16
2009
Sumantra Maitra
We are getting complains that we are neglecting the Wars that are going on around…as they’ve been waged since the birth of humanity–and are a part of our life anyway–we are mostly focussing on good looking women in our blog.
Not true at all.
We are very much in touch with reality, and we keep a constant notice of the happenings in several war fronts. But the thing is, regular updates of same bomb blasts, photos of ripped limbs and low morale of troops all around, can be a little boring (or depressing), even for ardent students of foreign relations. So what we thought of doing, is we will do a regular weekly story every Monday, thereby spoiling the start of your week with grim and not so serious news across our peaceful planet.
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no comments | tags: Afghanistan, French forces, Iraq, Russia | posted in Afghanistan War
Nov
15
2009
Sumantra Maitra

* We were always in awe of Vladimir Putin, the Russian Prime Minister/President/Chairperson of the communo-nationalists/Ex KGB spy/New age Czar/father of Dmitry Medvedev! He added another performance art to his C.V. this time…hip hop star. Now even the grim Russians have their own version of hip-hop where Putin is now the undisputed champion…
All hail Gangsta Vlad!
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no comments | tags: barack obama, Chile, China, Communism, Hiphop, Nicolas Sarkozy, Peru, Pravda, Russia, Vladimir Putin
Nov
8
2009
Sumantra Maitra
There are three types of Journalism…the good types (like us obviously!), the horrible types, (others) and the Pravda types…(well, the Pravda).
What started as a ridiculous communist propaganda machine during the times of the Czar, and then with times degraded into a hilariously corrupt rhetoric churner…maintained it’s tradition. In a changed world, where there is no more a fight of ideology between time tested free market economy and the obsolete and Utopian communism, and the gravest threat to humanity is from opportunists and religious maniacs (of any religion), these middle aged bored men, still gets some kind of cheap satisfaction by lecturing and blaming the “west” for all their problems, like sleeping disorders, and bowel movements…
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no comments | tags: comrade Obama, Pravda, Russia, Socialism | posted in Asia, Russia
Nov
6
2009
Sumantra Maitra
Another episode of World Watch people! (And I will keep on using this cliched opening line people, so get used to it!) And here are the important stories that might considerably change your life, or not, in the future.
* What’s the greatest thing to have hit Vietnam after U.S. napalms and communism? It’s sex…Vietnamese are all over giggly and ecstatic, like 13 year old schoolgirls when it comes to talking about sex! (It’s the community make-out time, people! Red Salute!)
Vietnam sees the funny side of sex



* Forget what Hillary, Arabs, Israelis, God, and Peggy Noonan thinks! Obama is the greatest thing to have hit the planet Earth, for the Israelis! And that’s the bottomline, ’cause U.S. ambassador James Cunningham said so!
Obama is like Israel’s best friend, or something
* Remember Scotland letting the Libyan bomber go from the backdoor? Continue reading
no comments | tags: Arab, barack obama, blasphemy, Bomber, CIA, Communism, Doomsday, Georgia, God, Hillary Clinton, Israel, Italy, Libya, Middlefinger, Peggy Noonan, Russia, Scotland, Sex, Ukraine, USA, Vietnam | posted in Afghanistan War, World Watch