* A field day for Islamic terrorists, and suicide bombers, who successfully killed scores of Muslims, in Afghanistan and Pakistan…
Killing People!

Muslims Dead!

* After U.S., it’s Britain, who is destroying it’s relations with time-tested ally, Israel. U.K., apparently under the influence of radical elements in the socialist Labor govt., and to appease the growing Muslim vote bank, decided to issue, an arrest warrant for alleged warcrimes, against the fiery and pretty former Foreign Minister of Israel, Tzipi Livni, for it’s war against Hezbollah and Hamas, and Lebanon, in 2006, which was fought to stop the increasing rocket attacks on Tel Aviv.
Britain destroying relations with Israel!

Israel is mad about this, for some reason.

* Abu Dhabi bailed out Dubai. Nothing interesting in there (other than the amount of money of course), but it’s important news anyways…
Move along…

* Leftists, are angry against, well…leftists…
Democrats are “selling out” on healthcare, which I guess means that liberal grassroots groups are racist, for attacking the Democratic Party.

* After the ban on minarets, comes the battle cry…and ironically European and Middle-Eastern press are both equally disgusting…politically correct, that is…
Middle East press sees double standards in Swiss ban
Europe’s press says Swiss ban sends wrong signal

(Or more precisely, British press says Europe’s press says Swiss’s ban sends said signal.)

* Talking about Islamists, here’s the game plan of the Taliban in Afghanistan…
Taliban might just wait til Obama pulls out then wreck havoc

* Continuing the talk on terrorists, here’s what Indian Government did, one good thing after time immemorial…Rejoice Indians, happy times are here again!
India blocks service to millions of handsets

* Pravda! Good ol’ Pravda! The attention seeking childish crybaby, who gets some kind of a cheap kiddish satisfaction in talking about war and weapons, is again doing what it does best…trash talk, I mean…
Iran Is A Hard Nut to Crack for Israel, Even Without Russia’s S-300 Systems (By the way, Pravda’s editor wanted me to tell you to check out the vaginal delivery video in the related links.)

* And mighty Russia will now have to answer Iran on it’s IAEA vote, says Chinese news agency. Though it’s quiet on it’s own vote…which was also by the way, against Iran…
Russia should respond why it votes for IAEA resolution against Iran

(Really? China is reporting this? What was their response to Ol’ Ahmadinejad?)

The election in Britain is near. After ages of “Labour” mis-rule, socialist policies of Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, and transformation from “England,” to the “Emirate of Englishtan,” conservatives are hopeful of a win.

The pre-election surveys shows the Labour government in disarray. The taxation schemes are not going well, and they are facing political fire from home crowd at home. Islamic Jihad is on a violent rise, probably the fastest in whole Europe, and National security is getting breached time and again. The Swiss voted last week to ban minarets, a symbolic first-step in the clash of civilizations. Communists and Socialists are battling globalization, G20 meetings, and the free-market economy on every front, as they got a free hand out by the compromising Labour Government. On the other hand, popularity of ultra-nationalist and Fascist forces, like the British Nationalist Party is also on the rise.

England’s Labour government if also facing problems, relating to various Foreign policy issues like Immigration from the Middle East and former communist Eastern Europe, it’s merger with the European Union, and the massive losses in Afghanistan, mostly due to the outdated equipments of the Royal Army.

Chris Gaynor, journalist and blogger, and a buddy, who’s favorite pastime is to clash blades with Socialists, have compiled a guide of major policies in the upcoming election.

Read his election guide here.

* Heaven on Earth/U.S. President’s favorite holiday destination/our Managing Director’s future business empire…China executed two people…for some reasons, which got much hype in Russia and other world medias just cause it happened in China…
China executes 2 businessmen over melamine milk deaths

(Managing Director regrets that Bombs and Dollars might not remain viewable in China.)

* Lots of highly sentimental, teary eyed talks on the prime-mental of India, and the President of U.S., which is vague, and just doesn’t contain the two most important topics, China, and Pakistan…
Obama meets PM at White House, says India indispensable

Previously: Obama hurts U.S. diplomacy with India

* Just a matter of days…between War and people dying, or Peace and terror attacks and people dying…
US to unveil Afghan strategy ‘within days’

(I guess we will know by next year?)

* An orgasmic Brazilian socialist, American whiskey loving President Lula with Iranian messenger of peace Ahmadinejad…with socialist Bolivian and Venezuelan presidents in line…
1. Ahmadinejad warmly welcomed in Brazil

2. Iranian leader greeted with military honors in Bolivia

Previously: Dark tales in America’s backyard

* Lastly…last try by the great six…though all possibility this will fail too…
Big powers prepare Iran resolution

(Ahmadinejad must be shaking in his boots!)

A couple of days ago, we reported on World Watch how Hugo Chavez, the man who has basically nothing to do, other than trash talk (when he’s not taking over businesses), was threatening war with Colombia, a key U.S. ally in Latin America, and probably the only non-socialist country in the whole continent.

Now it’s Brazil’s turn, which, also being ruled by a socialist drunkard with a funny name, has invited America’s greatest friend and lover, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, for some coffee and blood of Jews.

Iran, in clean defiance of the West, Israel, and even Russia (!) planned to continue it’s “peaceful” nuclear program, which is peacefully aimed at destroying Israel. Accordingly, sanctions were imposed. Now Iran desperately is searching for some knid of a way out for the revival of it’s economy which is heavily choked.

Guess who is the “messiah” this time? President Lula of Brazil…who is by the way, a passionate and intense admirer of President Obama.

Lula takes risk in welcoming Ahmadinejad to Brazil

That’s the LA Times’ headline, but I’m not sure how much of a risk he’s taking considering the hardline America has previously taken against Ahmadinejad, Chavez and Zelaya.

Ironic to note that Chavez here cautioned Obama, a person who he is known to admire for the latter’s “out of the way” (read leftist) foreign policy…

“Enough now, Comrade” – Chavez to Obama!

What started as a ridiculous communist propaganda machine during the times of the Czar, and then with times degraded into a hilariously corrupt rhetoric churner…maintained it’s tradition. In a changed world, where there is no more a fight of ideology between time tested free market economy and the obsolete and Utopian communism, and the gravest threat to humanity is from opportunists and religious maniacs (of any religion), these middle aged bored men, still gets some kind of cheap satisfaction by lecturing and blaming the “west” for all their problems, like sleeping disorders, and bowel movements…

A glance in any one of their page, is enough for a human being to understand and wonder how interestingly human orifices are interlinked…’cause by that time coffee will be flying out of your nose laughing.

Here are a couple of examples…

1. U.S.A., who has got no other work in the World, is still sending their spies to any obscure, and highly unimportant Russian rallies…
US Embassy in Russia Sends Special Agents to Illegal Rallies in Moscow?

2. Long lost brother of Raul Castro, Comrade Obama is taking U.S.A to peace, and socialism.
America Moving from Kingdom of Cash to Socialism Slowly but Surely

These important analytical pieces, were ornamented around with articles and snippets like, “Celebration of underwear fashion”, and “Those who masturbate shall be cursed”…

The state government of Terengganu, a state in Malaysia with a name like a terrible allergic rash (no prize for guessing that…), came up recently with a gem of a plan, to check the growing divorce rates in the country…

Muhammad Ramli Nuh, the deputy chairman of State religious and Information committee, suddenly got enlightened and realized, that couples wanting to divorce often site examples bad sex, and body odor for divorce…

“I know of one case, where the separation was triggered because the spouse smelled of fish crackers,” he reportedly told Star Online.

His idea for young couples to blissfully spend the married years, is to bathe together!

The state government is also coming out with pre-marital courses, and workshops, teaching methods to pep-up attraction among couples. Also there is a State directive for cosmetic firms to come out with new perfumes.

Wow! Guess what Osama had to say on that?

Spicing up Malay sex lives